@JasonLastname: *stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*
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@DaddyJew: *slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?
@briancthayer: [rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*
@IamEnidColeslaw: I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move