@DaddyJew: *stands outside of karate dojo practicing karate for free through the window*
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@Awk0Tacoo: Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
@Social_Mime: When I was a kid I thought 40 was really really old and now I've discovered I was right.
@WheelTod: If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen