@Christi_Q: Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is.
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@jimmytorosian: I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
@green_eyed_doll: It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.