@Christi_Q: Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is.
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@CurlsOnGirls: Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.
@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."
@Lani_Hayden: Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.