@Christi_Q: Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is.
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@_thatigirl: Rude lady to me, "Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me." Me, "Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."
@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
@JosesLovesYou: For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun.