@Christi_Q: Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is.
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@MatCro: ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One.
@gitson_shiggles: If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops.....
@hogrider05: H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?
@scenesfromahat: As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.