@BillMc7: Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this.
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@mydmac: I like to cook for a man when I first start dating him. That way he'll be disappointed from the start. Not just when he sees me naked.
@MollyERA: DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME
@EndhooS: [See's a guy playing bagpipes] Son: Why's that man wearing a skirt? Me: I think the real question is why is he sucking that musical octopus?
@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning