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@MatCro: [Starbucks Assassins Inc]

CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John

BARISTA: [writes] Jamie

C: Ok. Memorise it

B: [eyes shut] Janet

[Starbucks Assassins Inc]

CHIEF: Write this down. Target’s name is John

BARISTA: [writes] Jamie

C: Ok. Memorise it

B: [eyes shut] Janet

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