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@JT_IV_: Starbucks puts the fee in coffee
@SortaBad: "Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?"
Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not
@omgthatspunny: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
@Jeeepsta: Raise the bar ..?
Like, go and drink upstairs ..?
@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
@secondofhername: Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise.