@steveolivas: Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from "The Walking Dead."
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@AndrewChamings: If you’re forcing me to choose between you and my dream of making a sequel to the 1982 horror classic then you’ve got another Thing coming.
@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*
@KentWGraham: How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM?
@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt