@steveolivas: Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from "The Walking Dead."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ShtFatGirlsSay: Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781
@MummaCrazy: *Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks.
@RhiannonOcean: Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.