@Adam_Kingsnorth: Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin.
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@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@dulcetry: One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me.
@TheMichaelRock: If you draw a picture of a butthole on the questionnaire, there's a 95% chance you'll get out of jury duty. Would be 100%. But, Texas.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.