Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@ArfMeasures: [Starbucks]
ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE

BARISTA: [shrugs]

ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI

B: *grande screaming noises*

[Starbucks]
ME: [bursts in] THERE’S A GUNMAN AT LARGE

BARISTA: [shrugs]

ME: [sigh] THERE’S A GUNMAN AT VENTI

B: *grande screaming noises*

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