@JustinGuarini: Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan.
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@jake_lach: I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual
@AndrewNadeau0: REPORTER: How do you feel after serving 6 months under house arrest? ME: I did not realize that had started.
@ScreaminZeman: I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts.