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@theewren: Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying
@Shot_Of_Cabo: [in DM]
She: Don't talk like that.
Me: With my thumbs?
@_Kim_Jongun: Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads.
That's a lie.
On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.
@sirmunchie: Me: I'll write u a haiku!
Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku.
Me: *deletes "how to spell high-koo" from browser history*
@FknVancouver: If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week.
@TitansHomer: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
*drops mic, gets beat by security*