@theewren: Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying
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@dlsims01: Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end.
@Amusitr0n: Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]
@Parkerlawyer: I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss.