@ewfeez: Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m.
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@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
@jaslakhmna: My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen...