@BuckyIsotope: Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead.
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@Gooooats: My toddler just asked, "Where's mom?" and I told him to go ask his mom. He accepted this response and went off to ask her.
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
@gmossii: Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.
@le_buns: "would u like some dessert?" i ask the moose head above the fireplace "no thanks im stuffed" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice