@TheCatWhisprer: Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off.
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@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
@bornmiserable: [United] This is your captain speaking. Underneath each of your seats is a broadsword. In the words of Highlander, there can be only one.
@TheToddWilliams: "Your new girlfriend seems a bit, I don't know...bookish?" She has a name you know! "What is it?" ...Paige.
@AimeeHelene1: My diet plan consists of multiple naps. Because you can't stuff your face when you're sleeping.