@Jaywoo74: Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years.
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@ComeHome4Dinner: *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is.
@ibid78: Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.
@david8hughes: [wakes up & turns to wife] "I had a nightmare. You died." "Aw. It was just a-" "Let me finish. You died & I had to make my breakfast."