@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
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@wolfpupy: if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance
@Tmoney68: "Can I get a do-over?" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life....
@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor