@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
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@crayan9: I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over
@AthenaMystique: 20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
@jlock17: The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song.