@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
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@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup.