@jazmasta: *starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*
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@WildeThingy: I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
@RandomAntics: I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat.
@Parentpains: "I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist." - People who haven't spent time with me yet.
@FatherWithTwins: "Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look." - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious