@shariv67: Starve a cold. Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family.
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@ch000ch: *hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*
@juliussharpe: Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy.
@Bexdora: "Let's see what you're made of!" he says on approach, knife in hand. "Good." I mutter. "Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."