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@Home_Halfway: "State your name"
Ted Cruz
"Where are you from?"
Texas
"Your wife's name"
Heidi
"Your first zodiac murder"
1968
"Thank you"
You're welc-WAIT

“State your name”
Ted Cruz
“Where are you from?”
Texas
“Your wife’s name”
Heidi
“Your first zodiac murder”
1968
“Thank you”
You’re welc-WAIT

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