@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
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@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the "life of the party."
@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb