@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
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@JayCee302: Me: Yeah man, got her right where I want her Bartender: Oh yeah? Me: Yup, sitting at home while the cable man works on th ::rushes home::
@sickipediabot: My dad put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like, "You're five years old? When I was your age, I was six"
@KeetPotato: [my 1st day as spelling bee host] your word is policy "can you use it in a sentence" um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy