@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
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@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@FilthyRichmond: Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out.
@pinupteacher: All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*