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@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@adamrensch: *walks into Kinko's* YO I NEED A CAT SCAN "I'm sorry sir, we don't--" *opens bag & removes a terrified cat* I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR.
@3sunzzz: [bed] M: "I'm freezing." H: *rolls over, adjusts pillows and blankets, wraps around me* [1 min later] M: "I'm hot, get off me."