@LeonEarlgrey: "Steak and Shake" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires.
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@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world
@VeganZebra: [Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT
@jwoodham: "You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something." Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?