@LeonEarlgrey: "Steak and Shake" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires.
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@BarebakAssassin: In my 32 years this is what I've learned about women: 1.) "No" means no 2.) "Maybe" means no 3.) "Yes" means maybe
@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
@spacexsam: Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.