@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...
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@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@stevevsninjas: Sir, your wife was stabbed ten times, but the missing piece is the murder weapon. So far we have nothing, Mr *checks notes* Scissorhands.
@bourgeoisalien: Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.