@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...
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@3sunzzz: [looking up at night sky] Girl: The Milky Way and Mars have always fascinated me. Boy: *trying to impress* Yes, and I also enjoy Snickers.
@KyleMcDowell86: [WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell