@icecube: Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth...
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@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.
@TheAlexNevil: Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya.
@david8hughes: [phone rings] "Mr Hughes?" "Yeah." "We need u to come pick yr son up from school." "Ugh. Whats he done now?" "Nothing. Its nearly midnight."
@ixSEANxi: Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza