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@schlimp: *steals machine parts all year*

*gets coal for xmas*

"Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"

*turns coal into diamond*

*steals machine parts all year*

*gets coal for xmas*

“Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber”

*turns coal into diamond*

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