@CarpentersCrack: Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@donewithalll: Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings. #Friyay
@_GrahamPatrick: PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes.