@Zwolf666: Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent.
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@julietactually: [taking the witness stand] "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—" *leaning into the mic* I choose dare
@Rollmaninoz: HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w’rst game of hideth and seeketh ev’r *dies*