@Zwolf666: Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent.
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@SonOfCha: They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be.
@PaulGibson1963: Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.