@ElleOhHell: Stephen is a much nicer name than "hen from a previous marriage."
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@ThatEggChick: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
@Fred_Delicious: wait did that Australian guy say "meteorite" or "mate are ya alright?" *gets hit by a meteorite* "hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*
@david8hughes: Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it