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@david8hughes: [steps off crosstrainer]
"Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"
"Shall I call an ambulance?"
"Please."

[steps off crosstrainer]
“Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I’m fitn–”
“Shall I call an ambulance?”
“Please.”

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