@SaraMansford: Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election
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@InternetHippo: genie: your last wish? [hillary looks upon all of the world’s suffering and nods] ... [somewhere in vermont a piano falls on bernie’s head]
@alucardsdream: If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them.