@SaraMansford: Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election
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@MarfSalvador: Him: Wanna see my prison tats? Her: Ooh ok I like bad boys Him: This one *lifts shirt* is of Alcatraz. It was built in 1934 and closed in
@notalogin: On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.
@sweetandweak: Him: my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob, you can call me whatever you like. Me: Cool, nice to meet you Nachos.