@jennandoah: Stick it to the man
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@JessObsess: It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
@RealCarrotFacts: Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating
@FrenulumBreve: ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.