@RikNasty2Point0: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.
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@YoungNobler: Sticking a $5 bill into a vending machine turns it into my grandmother, dispensing stale snacks and rare dollar coins.
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?
@Sarcasticsapien: Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.