@BigBang6000: Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?
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@MelKassel: DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.