@AsgardianRose: Still disappointed that a goblet is just a cup and not a miniature goblin.
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@OhMattyBoy: I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed.
@DBMaxP: It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car
@Shot_Of_Cabo: She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this "we" shit? I'm having plenty.
@myonlymizztake: When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.