@AsgardianRose: Still disappointed that a goblet is just a cup and not a miniature goblin.
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@daemonic3: Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.
@JohnMayer: I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too
@EndhooS: [1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]
@garbagecoven: my eco-conscious gang and i do a drive-by shooting from our Smart Car. the recoil from a single shot flips our car, we are arrested easily.