@AngelaEhh: Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress.
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@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@internetluke: Man down! Send in back up! *wife comes rushing in the room* "What happened?!" *i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*
@WilliamAder: If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot.
@GothikRokkit: Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.