@AngelaEhh: Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress.
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@briangaar: Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home
@Skullcat: I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too.
@UncleDuke1969: When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... "What would Jesus do?" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin.
@RyanAndrewMitch: Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never.