@juliagalef: Still my favorite headline of all time:
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@chuuew: [pulled over] COP: Did you know you were speeding? ME: I didn't even know I was driving COP: Out
@MaraWilson: High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway
@KentWGraham: For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.