@gitson_shiggles: Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste.
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@longwall26: *tops off beautiful woman's wine glass* But what if you could, Sharon, what if you could control the cat with a Nintendo Power Glove?
@GrantTanaka: when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too
@DanaSchwartzzz: If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.