@palokin: Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it
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@LizHackett: I would be okay with a ghost in the house if every time a bathroom mirror fogged up with steam, it slowly wrote out "DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?"
@therealeatwood: I can’t believe it’s 2017 and capital i is still indistinguishable from lowercase L
@TheGladStork: Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!