@palokin: Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it
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@thetigersez: Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.
@Dpressedspartan: (Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
@Nikkeya08: Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!"