@dreamthievin: Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
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@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
@DammitLarry1: The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too.
@hrtbps: "How can it be global warming," pondered @realDonaldTrump, "if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."