@dreamthievin: Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
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@coryrichardson_: cashier: you need to pay for that candy bar me: i don't have any money cashier: then put it back me: *sliding him 20 dollars* how about we keep this between us
@Jandalize: Sorry your team lost. Maybe you should've told the players what to do more loudly from your recliner.
@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”