@Pmerrily: Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
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@EliTerry: "looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points" - commentators on my snowboard run
@HeyZeus666: At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours.
@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.