@wickedsuga: Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be.
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@TheUnderfold: Your other foot. Nope. Still the other foot. You have two feet this isn't hard. THE. OTHER. FOOT. OMG -me watching a toddler put shoes on
@crayan9: I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over
@MomOfTeen: Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait.