@SatansTongue: Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want
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@GreenEyedJedi: I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes.
@Ygrene: *brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*
@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.