@SatansTongue: Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want
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@OhReallyRach: If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows.
@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
@InternetHippo: I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.