@SassyChantelle: Stop correcting my vodkabulary
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@drunktweets81: My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it.
@unravelingfire: People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for "pajama casual" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate.
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.