@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
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@sarcasticmommy4: A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, "I need to make your dentist appointment."
@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
@fro_vo: asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it’s her floss