@Jake_Vig: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets.
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@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@prontopup: What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
@iscoff: if you eat one piece of bread shortly after you're born and another piece right before you die, all food is a sandwich