@Jake_Vig: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets.
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@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.
@MarlonBrandNO: [Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows
@gojarbe: [on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common
@SocialustGal13: Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?