@mendigurl: Stop. It's not like I'm after everyone's husband. Just yours.
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@DepecheALAmode: I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet.
@WheelTod: I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress.
@SincerelyMen: "Seize the day" in Latin is "Carpe Diem" ..."Seize the day" in Douchebag is "YOLO"