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@mendigurl: Stop. It's not like I'm after everyone's husband. Just yours.
@MarijuanaViews: *hits blunt*
@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"
Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"
@ninjadinosaur1: *seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf
@hollywood_95_69: Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
@boburnham: Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!