@mendigurl: Stop. It's not like I'm after everyone's husband. Just yours.
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@hmmwalsh: Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong.
@ericsshadow: My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat.
@DanaSchwartzzz: *to the tune of Losing My Religion* That's me in the corner That's me at the cheese plate Eating all your crackers