@noog: Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour.
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@YoungNobler: Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate
@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat
@figgled: Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta