@donni: Stop saying "There's plenty of fish in the sea." I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!
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@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@AimeeHelene1: Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)
@MisterBombay: Eighteen is too young to get married. You can't even buy alcohol. If you can't drink, how are you going to make your marriage work?