@candygrlMT: Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information.
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@rzarosco: *does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* "Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"
@duplicitron: I accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because I am not raising a cry baby.
@junejuly12: Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant