@candygrlMT: Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information.
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@tastefactory: Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business