@mikeleffingwell: STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.
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@RefractReality: In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word "average" is between easy and hard.
@envydatropic: They say all dogs eventually look like their owners........that's unfortunate for your dog
@carlyken: I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of ending up in a nursing home with a roommate who has Justin Bieber posters and Twilight shirts.
@Sanbel11: You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me.