@thesupergrobi: Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too.
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@SkipsAhoi: I've had to walk past this monstrosity every day for the last few weeks and it's really taking a toll.
@girl_a_whirl: *pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u
@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.