@thesupergrobi: Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too.
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@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.