@thesupergrobi: Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too.
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@treywafer: Her: wanna dance? Me: I'm never gonna dance again Her: why? Me: guilty feet have got no rhythm Her: ? Me: sorry, I'm old...*Fml*